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17 November 2004 @ 09:02 am
War of the Worlds  
It Came from Beyond Planet W
Listen up. The word is out, man. You're not going to believe it. You're going to think I'm crazy. But humans are on the way out and Bush is replacing them with robots. You hear that? ROBOTS!

As the World Tanks
Every day is a soap-serial cliffhanger. Like cast changes at the beginning of a new television season, cabinet members are popping out, shuffling around and being replaced by more pliant individuals. More pliant? Are you kidding me? It looks like anyone who ever voiced a contrary opinion is being jettisoned. And in the face of all of these sweeping changes, that will have a lasting impact on the world for generations to come and bring us even closer to the edge of a radical, so-called Christian-right Abyss, the television news is asking us: Should we ammend the Constitution to allow The Terminator to be President? Have we gone mad? I'm withering here in the face of serial irrationality. Is this a question we should be pondering at this moment in history? Is it appropriate to pay attention to the lives of celebrities right now while glossing over details that actually matter, like politics and the war in Iraq with puff pieces? Star Jones is married, Scott Peterson is (of course) guilty, Arnold Schwartenegger wants to be President. The analgesics of the Cult of Celebrity worm further into our collective medulla. What will be the next distraction be as the future crumbles around us? Tune in tomorrow...
Current Mood: restlessrestless
Current Music: Radiohead - Hail to the Thief
- - - lydia: uhohlydialicious on November 17th, 2004 05:42 pm (UTC)
The Governator wants to be President?

I'm speechless.
Katzmeow: kerrykatzmeow78 on November 18th, 2004 06:03 am (UTC)
Yeah.. Isn't it terrifying?
Katzmeow: Gangstakatzmeow78 on November 18th, 2004 06:09 am (UTC)
The Plan!
I have a plan..

It's complex and cunning but it just might work.

I'll support Schwartenegger.

I'll back him 100%.

I'm sure you may be asking yourself how this plan could possibly help in fixing the current problems in this country, but it can, and I'll tell you how.

Everything I support seems to lose. Be it sports teams, reality show contestants, or presidential candidates. They always lose. SO! My theory is that if I support the enemy, I will surely be his downfall, for all I support must lose!

Well, it's just the first plan I came up with. Let me know if you think of something better.